i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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