and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize