When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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