all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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