never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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should my penis look like a turkey
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Why are your pants in the freezer?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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