Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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