Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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