he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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