i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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