i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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