If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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