why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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