Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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