pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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