Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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