Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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