what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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