I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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