Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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