That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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