Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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