What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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