I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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