you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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