I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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