Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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