I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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