Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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