Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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