Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
