"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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