If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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