Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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