Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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