i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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