Nicole vs. Life
grandma shit on top of the toilet
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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