they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
is wine microwaveable?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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