There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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