Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My vagina just clenched in fear
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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