My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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