absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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