Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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