I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
