I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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