It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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