I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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