Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just want to make out with him forever
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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