god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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