i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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