ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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