I'm lost and stupid without you.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
