"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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