it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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