you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We need to rekindle our bromance
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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