I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Randomize
